I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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