after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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