You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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