Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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