dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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