haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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