i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We got so high we made milksteak
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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