so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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