Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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