god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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