She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
