So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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