okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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