ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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