I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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