Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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