i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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