Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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