I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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