We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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