Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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