Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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