How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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