do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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