He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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