can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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