i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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