I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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