i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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