Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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