All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
