he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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