he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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