i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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