you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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