I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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