I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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