So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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