weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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