i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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