Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
zippers are such a cool invention
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
