If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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