Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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