I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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