You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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