My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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