And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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