Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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