We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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