She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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