I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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