our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I supernannyed him into submission
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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