office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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