Tell her she can't have a vagina
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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