if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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