Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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