yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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