She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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