Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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